Peter's Ice Cream Slam Jokes

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Q. How do oceans speak to the shore?
A. They don't, they just wave.

Q. How do oceans speak to the shore?<br />A. They don't, they just wave.

(Front Image)Q. How do oceans speak to the shore?<br />A. They don't, they just wave.

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Q. What is the hardest part of rollerblading?
A. The foot path.

Q. What is the hardest part of rollerblading?<br />A. The foot path.

(Front Image)Q. What is the hardest part of rollerblading?<br />A. The foot path.

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Q. What was the name of the Jolly Swagman in Waltzing Matilda?
A. Andy! Andy sat, Andy watched,

Q. What was the name of the Jolly Swagman in Waltzing Matilda?<br />A. Andy! Andy sat, Andy watched,

(Front Image)Q. What was the name of the Jolly Swagman in Waltzing Matilda?<br />A. Andy! Andy sat, Andy watched,

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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. What's brown and sticky?<br />A. A stick.

(Front Image)Q. What's brown and sticky?<br />A. A stick.

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Q. What's the hardest part of tricking a snake?
A. Trying to pull its leg.

Q. What's the hardest part of tricking a snake?<br />A. Trying to pull its leg.

(Front Image)Q. What's the hardest part of tricking a snake?<br />A. Trying to pull its leg.

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Q. Where was Cinderella going with the 206cm Prince?
A. To the Basket ball.

Q. Where was Cinderella going with the 206cm Prince?<br />A. To the Basket ball.

(Front Image)Q. Where was Cinderella going with the 206cm Prince?<br />A. To the Basket ball.

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Q. Where were all the young pebbles going?
A. To a rock concert.

Q. Where were all the young pebbles going?<br />A. To a rock concert.

(Front Image)Q. Where were all the young pebbles going?<br />A. To a rock concert.

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Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?
A. Because the children have to play inside.

Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?<br />A. Because the children have to play inside.

(Front Image)Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?<br />A. Because the children have to play inside.

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Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?
A. Because the children have to play inside.

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Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?<br />A. Because the children have to play inside.
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(Front Image)Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?<br />A. Because the children have to play inside.
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Q. Why don't surfers get hungry at the beach.
A. Because of all the sand which is there.

Q. Why don't surfers get hungry at the beach.<br />A. Because of all the sand which is there.

(Front Image)Q. Why don't surfers get hungry at the beach.<br />A. Because of all the sand which is there.

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Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?<br />A. A stick.

(Front Image)Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?<br />A. A stick.

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